Yoshis are small dinosaurs that lives in Mushroom Kingdom and on Yoshi Island. They are known for hanging out with Mario and their participation in the Yoshi Island Scandal. Even though they can fly, they are very lame, and do not know how to talk.

Yoshi was originally just one dinosaur who lived millions of years, but it started barfing, and every time it barfed, a new Yoshi was formed. It's gross, but it's true. The real Yoshi is by far the most important one, but the other ones are good at some things. No, not really. All of the cloned Yoshis are pathetic and useless.

The real Yoshi is usually the only one who appears in Mario shames. He once almost ate Princess Peach; however, during the scandal escaped and his dinner left so he could go with Mario. Mario ditched him, so Yoshi wandered the streets until he found Invisible Cat. Yoshi hates cats, but Invisible Cat showed him where a McDonald's was, so Yoshi lived there for a while.

After a while, he married Birdo and had 1,000 kids. Despite all of this, he is a member of the Fantastic Four after escaping prison. He loves collecting guns and shoots people as a hobby. Yoshi got mutated once right before the release of Yoshi's Book, where he fell into toxic waste and made him go through vocal loss, which also affected his voice, and became known as New Yoshi. Before Yoshi was transformed that epic fail plumber tried to drop him of a cliff.

Yoshi now hides out in the darkest corners of Mushroom Kingdom, with only three bones that aren't broken, most of his organs replaced with cybernetic parts, and a disease that makes him go crazy.

He is a fan of Weird Al. He also has Mario's Cap, and has committed tax fraud.

Yoshi was consumed by Thanos, and was later barfed out of the latter's mouth.

Mario, how could you?


  • Yoshis' estimated lifespan is over 9000 billion.
  • Yoshis can multiply by barfing another Yoshis.
  • Yoshis are half dragon, half idiot and half dinosaur.